We wish to remind the community that the BBTWTA* share (with Nigel) ownership of the chord of E Nigel**.

This case prompts me to be extra-vigilant at sessions in future - any hint of the unmistakeable spine-tingling, tooth-loosening disconsonance will trigger an immediate demand for all your worldly effects. And your women(subject to surveyor's inspection and approval).

* The Beerfordbury Barrel-Tappers & Wine Tipplers Association Inc

** Somewhere between E##15 and F demented