Well, it is.

Actually, I'm looking forward to 6 months inside for "Organising and illegal Mummers Play". I'd be unrepentant and wouldn't pay any fine or agree to be "bound over to keep the peace" so i'd have to be given the max. sentence (and I wouldn't get remission as there'd be no chance of being "rehabilitated").

Think of all the research work I could do! And they'll pay my mortgage too ... rather them than me!

;-)