Reminds me very much of a *different* blues parody, by Martin Mull. I only remember the first verse (I'm not sure that there are any additional verses!), and have posted it before in a thread about "New Age Blues" or "White Man's Blues" or "Suburban Blues" or some such...

I woke up this afternoon / And I saw both cars were gone.
I woke up this afternoon / And I saw both cars were gone.
I felt so sad and lonesome / I threw my drink across the lawn.

Pops