Kim C, no. I'm sicker than those people.

Kat--for a minute I thought you were still addressing me and I wondered which filthy ones I'd posted.

Great wisdom is given to you, you wake up and forget it.

Your music career will be impeded by what the deaf call "those stupid hearing people".

Opportunity knocks, waits, then keys your car.

The words "by reason of insanity' will give you hope.

You'll wish you'd had those nude photos done professionally when you were younger.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's just You Lose.

You can succeed at every virtual thing!

You'll survive a close shave. Then a second blade comes along to shave you even closer.

Your bosses abscond with the balance of all your butt-kissing.

All the people you feel superior to suddenly die.