Perhaps we should start a wedding list.....lemme see.....erm....

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An Australian Pitch-Fork and Moustache Tuner
Tickets to Alton Towers ( Pixie wrote that)
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Captain Marvel Decoder Ring
Anything your grandma knitted
A Pony ( Pixie wrote that too)
A fish ( Loki wrote that one)
A Get Out of Jail Free Card
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Seriously folks,we have all we need and all we really want is your presence, not your presents....