I guess I was the only one to post limericks:

Squid Limericks

When the squid's sweetie swims into view,
He flashes in fluorescent hues;
Red, blue and green,
It's a sight to be seen,
But wait till you hear how he screws. (C. Noble)

There was a Great Squid from Choushan
Whose twisted idea of great fun,
Was to shoot spermatophores
Into whales by the scores,
Like a Milwaukee Riveting Gun. (C. Noble)

It don't get more explicit than that!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble