Morty can have the gin. I can't bear it. My preferences are for brownish liquids such as Kentucky or Tennessee sipping whiskey (12 year old George Dickel will do nicely.) Jameson's has great appeal as well. I also like beers that have a bit of treacle in them or, of course, Guinness.

However, to quote a dear friend, "If scotch were all there were to drink, I'd never have become an alcoholic."

...er...which I am not, BTW.