Well, howdy from big Wyomin'! Thanks, Den, amaretto, yeah still with that sour stuff, LeeJ!Can't stay. Just stopped to ask you to sing a song for me. See, we were 'sposed to go to bet's in Colorado tomorrow, but it's been called off 'til maybe next weekend. So wouldja do an old John Denver for me and change the gender to "Guess She'd rather be in Colorado"? Thanks, guys.
I'm still gonna be out for a couple of days. See ya on Monday....you all aren't going to miss Monday in here, are YOU??? Work, HAH! If you'll check out my new enterprise, you'll see how to solve that for under $199.99 or a good Guild in trade. See, we handcraft a real live dummy, dressed like you, face and hair like you, with prerecorded voiceovers of you. All you have to do is get to work earlier than your boss, scatter some papers or whatever around your worksite, set yer Dupe-the-Dummy up and get outta there. Works like a charm.
But, guys, only at the workplace. This will NOT work at home. I repeat, Do NOT Try This At Home. (Can you imagine the spousal lawsuits!?) Okay, now, I really have to go, but send those checks in with yer pictures and a tape of the choice messages you want your boss to hear and Dupe-the-Dummy will get it all set up for you. Then I WILL see you in here on Mondays, right???
Gulp, gulp, gulp. Gooooddd amaretto, LeeJ. Ta!