Some of our people made it to the Friday Club on Shudehill, who's name escapes me, and had a really good time. Rumour has it that on a fine day the snow capped hills of Oldham can be seen from Shudehill and that even another counrty called Yorkshire exists, but we don't believe that.

You lot seem so well organised with all your guests and extravaganzas. We would probably be a bit confused if more than 20 people were in a room and even more scarry - joining in!

But, we should as they say 'get out more'