The version I know goes:

Well, I had a little chickie and she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot water up and down her leg
Well the little chickie cried and the little chickie begged
And the goshdarned chickie laid a hardboiled egg!

Turkey in the straw, haw haw haw
Turkey in the straw, haw haw haw
The bullfrog danced with his mother-in-law
While I played a little tune called Turkey in the Straw

Did you ever go a-fishin' on a sunny sunny day
When all the little fishies are a-swimmin' in the bay
With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in their pants
And all the little fishies do the hootchie-cootchie dance!