Cross-threading!!

There's gnomes of all sizes and Bill in the bargain,
Shatner that is, and gnomes blue, red, and brown,
Chopped up they're first rate, so we use 'em for bait
Whenever we're out on the squid jiggin' ground.

And

Some folks were thinkin' of young Lili Aine
The youngest mudkitten who lives in our town,
So we brought the kid a forty ton squid --
A gift from us folks on the squid jiggin' ground.