I imagine he'd sooner join New Labour, since they are the ones , which is what really matters. But I don't suppose either lot will have him.

Of course, if telling lies was a disqualification in itself, there'd be an awful lot of empty spaces on both front benches, and the back benches as well.

They say Alastair Campbell is thinking of jacking it in - now there's a job for a creative mind like Jeffrey...