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Posted By: kendall
21-Jul-03 - 07:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: Letter from Iraq
Subject: BS: Letter from Iraq
Has anyone received a letter from some Lt. Colonel in Iraq who calls war protesters every foul name in the book? A friend of mine sent it to me via e mail, and it looks bogus to me.
> > Here is an email from guy on the ground in Baghdad. Lengthy, but good. > > Steve > > > > > >Hey Guys, sorry it's been so long since I've sent anything but a quick >note > > >to you individually. However things have been pretty hectic since the >end > > >of hostilities and the start of the real war. Despite what the >assholes >in > > >the press like to say over and over: > > >1) We did expect some armed resistance from the Ba'ath Party and >Feydaheen; > > >2) It isn't any worse than expected; > > >3) Things are getting better each day, and > > >4) The morale of the troops is A-1, except for the normal bitching and > > >griping. > > > > > >My brief love affair with the press, especially the guys who had the > > >cajones > > >to be embedded with the troops during the fighting, is probably over, > > >especially since we are back being criticized by the same Roland Headly > > >types that used to hang around the Palestine Hotel drinking Baghdad >Bob's > > >whiskey and parroting his ridiculous B.S. > > > > > >I'm in Baghdad now, since SpOpComm 5 relocated here from Qatar. It >looks, > > >sounds and smells about the same but at least you can get Maker's Mark >at > > >the local OC. We came up in mid-June to help set up operation Scorpion >and > > >Sidewinder. It represents a major (and long overdue) shift in tactics. > > >Instead of being sitting ducks for the ragheads we now are going after >the > > >worthless pieces of fecal matter. [OD NOTE: VERY understated!] > > > > > >I'm no longer baby-sitting the pukes from CNN and the canned hams from >the > > >networks, but have a combat mission coordinating a bunch of A teams, > > >seeking, finding and rooting out the mostly non-Iraqis that are >well-armed, > > >well-paid (in U.S. dollars) and always waiting to wail for the press >and > > >then shoot some GI in the back in the midst of a crowd. > > > > > >The only reason the GIs are pissed (not demoralized) is that they >cannot > > >touch, must less waste, those taunting bags of gas that scream in their > > >faces and riot on cue when they spot a camera man from ABC, BBC, CBS, >CNN > > >or > > >NBC. If they did, then they know the next nightly news will be about >how > > >chaotic things are and how much the Iraqi people hate us. > > > > > >Some do. But the vast majority don't and more and more see that the >GIs > > >don't start anything, are by-and-large friendly, and very >compassionate, > > >especially to kids and old people. I saw a bunch of 19 year-olds from >the > > >82nd Airborne not return fire coming from a mosque until they got a >group > > >of > > >elderly civilians out of harms way. So did the Iraqis. > > > > > >A bunch of bad guys used a group of women and children as human >shields. > > >The GIs surrounded them and negotiated their surrender fifteen hours >later > > >and when they discovered a three year-old girl had been injured by the >big > > >tough guys throwing her down a flight of stairs, the GIs called in a >MedVac > > >helicopter to take her and her mother to the nearest field hospital. >The > > >Iraqis watched it all, and there hasn't been a problem in that >neighborhood > > >since. How many such stories, and there are hundreds of them, ever get > > >reported in the fair and balanced press? You know, nada. > > > > > >The civilians who have figured it out faster than anyone are the local > > >teenagers. They watch the GIs and try to talk to them and ask >questions > > >about America and now wear wrap-around sunglasses, GAP T-shirts, >Dockers > > >(or even better Levis with the red tags) and Nikes (or Egyptian >knock-offs, > > >but with the "swoosh") and love to listen to AFN when the GIs play it >on > > >their radios. They participate less and less in the demonstrations and > > >help > > >keep us informed when a wannabe bad-ass shows up in the neighborhood. >The > > >younger kids are going back to school again, don't have to listen to >some > > >mullah rant about the Koran ten hours a day, and they get a hot meal. >They > > >see the same GIs who man the corner checkpoint, helping clear the > > >playground, install new swingsets and create soccer fields. I watched >a > > >bunch of kids playing baseball in one playground, under the supervision >of > > >a > > >couple of GIs from Oklahoma. They weren't very good but were having >fun, > > >probably more than most Little Leaguers > > > > > >The place is still a mess but most of it has been for years. But the > > >Hospitals are open and are in the process of being brought into the >21st > > >Century. The MOs and visiting surgeons from home are teaching their >docs > > >new techniques and One American pharmaceutical company (you know, the >kind > > >that all the hippies like to scream about as greedy) donated enough > > >medicine > > >to stock 45 hospital pharmacies for a year. Safe water is more >available. > > >Electricity has been restored to pre-war levels but saboteurs keep >cutting > > >the lines. And The old Ba'ath big shots are upset because they can't >get > > >fuel for their private generators. One actually complained to General > > >McKeirnan, who told him it was a rough world. > > > > > >The MPs are screening the 80,000 Iraqi police force and rehabbing the >ones > > >that weren't goons, shake-down artists or torturers like they did in >East > > >Berlin, Kosovo and Afghanistan. There are dual patrols of Iraqi cops >and > > >U.S./U.K./Polish MPs now in most of the larger cities. Basra has 3.5 > > >million inhabitants. Mosul is a city of 2 million. Kirkuk has 1 >million. > > >How many and hundreds of other small towns have not had riots or >shootings? > > >The vast majority. > > > > > >The six U.K. cops were killed in a small Shiite town by the ex-cops >they > > >were re-habbing. According to a Royal Marine colonel I talked to, the >town > > >now has about twenty permanent vacancies in its police force. Mick, >he's >a > > >big potato eater from Belfast named Huggins and knows how to handle > > >terrorists after twenty years fighting with the IRA. He sends his >regards > > >and says he'd love to have you here. Thinks you'd make a great police > > >chief, even though the cops would be more frightened of you than the >local > > >hoods (then he laughed) > > > > > >I heard one doofus on MSNBC the other night talk about how "nearly 60" >GIs > > >have been killed since 01 May. The truth is that 21 GIs have been >killed > > >in > > >combat, mostly from ambush, from 01 May through 30 June, Another 29 >have > > >been killed by accidents or other causes (two drowned while swimming in >the > > >Tigris). > > > > > >The [MSNBC turd] is the same jerk who reported on the air that "dozens >of > > >GIs" were badly burned when two RPGs hit a truck belonging to an >Engineer > > >Battalion that was parked by a construction site. The truck was hit >and > > >burned, three GIs received minor injuries (including the driver who >burnt > > >his hand) and three warriors of Allah were promptly sent to enjoy their >72 > > >slave girls in Paradise. Hell of a way to get laid. > > > > > >A mosque in that shithole Fallujah blew up this morning while the local > > >imam, a creep named Fahlil (who was one of the biggest local loudmouths > > >that > > >frequently appeared on CNN) was helping a Syrian Hamas member teach >eight > > >teenagers how to make belt bombs. Right away the local Feyhadeen > > >propaganda > > >group started wailing that the Americans hit it with a TOW missile (If >they > > >had there wouldn't have been any mosque left!) and the usual suspects >took > > >to the streets for CNN and BBC. One fool was dragging around a piece >of > > >tin > > >with blood on it, claiming it was part of the missile. > > > > > >The cameras rolled and the idiot started repeating his story, then one >of > > >my > > >guys asked him in Arabic where he had left the rag he usually wore >around > > >his face that made him look like a girl. He was a local leader of the > > >Feyhadeen. We took the clown in custody and were asked rather >indignantly > > >by the twit from BBC if we were trying to shut up "the poor man who had > > >seen > > >his mosque and friends blown up." I told the airy-fairy who the >raghead > > >was and if he knew Arabic (which he obviously didn't) he'd know he was >a > > >Palestinian. I suggested we take him down to the local jail and we'd >lock > > >him and his cameraman in a cell with the "poor man" and they could > > >interview > > >him until we took him to headquarters. They declined the invitation. > > >Guess > > >what played on the Bullshit Broadcasting System that evening? Did the > > >Americans blow up a mosque? See the poor man who is still in a state >of > > >shock over losing his mosque and relatives? Yep. Our friend the > > >Palestinian. > > > > > >Our search and destroy missions are largely at night, free of reporters >and > > >generally terrifying to those brave warriors of Allah. The only thing >that > > >frightens them more is hearing the word "Gitmo". The word is out that >a > > >trip to Guantanimo Bay is not a Caribbean vacation and they usually >start > > >squealing like the little mice they are, when an interrogator mentions > > >"Gitmo". No wonder the International Red Cross, the National Council >of > > >Churches and the French keep protesting about the place. They know it >has > > >proven to be very effective in keeping several hundred real fanatical > > >psychopaths in check and very frankly would rather see them cut loose >to >go > > >kill some more GIs or innocent Americans, just to make W. look bad. > > > > > >We have about 200 really bad guys in custody now and probably will park > > >them > > >in the desert behind a triple roll of razor wire, backed up by a couple >of > > >Bradleys pointed their way, if they decide to riot. Maybe a few will >get > > >to > > >Gitmo but most are human garbage that wouldn't take on your five-year >old > > >grandson face-to-face. The more we go after them and not vice-versa I > > >think > > >we will see the sniper attacks go down. Yeah, they'll get lucky now >and > > >then, but it's showtime, fellows. > > > > > >Our first objective is to get the die-hards off the street (or make >them > > >too > > >scared to come out in them) and destroy their caches of weapons (we >have > > >collected more than 227,000 AK-47s and that is only the tip of the >iceburg; > > >Curly bought nearly a million of them from our pal Vladimir), then cut >off > > >their money supply, mostly from Syria and Lebanon. We must continue to >get > > >public services up and running, so the local families can get water, >sewage > > >and garbage service; electricity, public transportation; oil fields and > > >refineries working and a dinar that won't halve in value every month. > > > > > >It's going to be a long haul (remember it took 10-15 years in Japan and > > >West > > >Germany) but if we don't stick with it, nobody else will, and we'll >have > > >some other looney running the place again. > > > > > >This place has greater potential than Saudi Arabia (bunch of >goat-herders > > >who struck black gold) or Iran (weird dudes who can't run a rug bazaar >much > > >less a major country). > > > > > >I keep telling myself even the Democrats can't be that >self-destructive. > > >But then I look at the current line-up. The cream of the crap. If >that > > >lying lesbian bitch ever gets elected we're really in trouble. [OD >NOTE: > > >AAAAMEN!!! Very precise & correct description of the scummy Sen from >NY.] > > >By we, I mean the whole world. She'll slide just plain Bill in as the > > >Secretary-General of the U.N. and then the whole world will be trying >to > > >take our great country . . . the greatest ever (and that's coming from >an > > >ex-Canuck) . . . down and civilization with it. > > > > > >Armageddon, here we come. Remember, it's located on the outskirts of > > >Jerusalem. > > > > > >Enough of that cheery speculation. The good news is that General > > >Schoonmaker > > >is going to appointed Chief Army and the old man is coming to Tampa to >run > > >the SpOps desk at CentComm. He's tops and will be getting his second >star. > > >To me it means that SpOps will be more predominant in future operations >and > > >after 18 years as a GB maybe I'll have a shot at a bird-level combat > > >command. The old man asked me to come to MacDill and be his ACS but I >told > > >him after I spent four months changing the diapers of the media types, >I > > >wanted to go back to action. Hence, my current gig. As the movie >quoted > > >old General Patton, "God help me, I love it." I do. Nothing more > > >satisfying than working with the BEST damn soldiers in the world, >flushing > > >real human poop down the drain and giving some folks a chance at trying > > >freedom for a change. They may learn to like it and then my > > >great-great-grandson won't have to worry about some maniac trying to > > >destroy > > >the planet. > > > > > >Now about that Maker's Mark. God Bless America Mark. > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* > > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail > > > >