I was recently in two pubs called "The Shamrock House" and "Erin's Melody." Blech.   

Actually, the interiors aren't too bad, and the music was good. McGrath's was a different story. It had the sort of "Irish cottage" decor that one would expect of establishments with the aforementioned names, complete with lace curtains, sickly green walls, lights with yellowy-green glass that made everyone in the room look ill, and a solitary and tacky string of shamrock-shaped lights in one corner.