DISCLAIMER

The preceding messages are NOT intended to be construed as instructional! They are listed here solely for the entertainment of the reader.DO NOT TRY THEM AT HOME!

(However, should you choose to ignore this disclaimer be advised that an M80 has almost as much destructive power when flushed into an upstairs commode at school as does the white phosphourus, in the absence of frogs, garter snakes make good substitutes, and given the price of sugar a few ounces of cola would suffice in the cash drawer!)