The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #988545
Posted By: Rapparee
22-Jul-03 - 11:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You're going to be hamburger? Somebody will hook you up to a milking machine?

Actually, the significance of the dream is udderly dependant upon the type of cows. Frisians? Herfords? Jerseys? Welsh Black? Limousines? Santa Gertrudis? Guernseys?

A neighbor dreamt of cows following her, a herd of sixteen Jersey cows and one calf. A week later she won the state lottery was far wealthier than before. On the other hand, she then dreamt of a herd of sixteen Black Angus cows and one calf following her in exactly the same way, and lost every cent she won in the lottery when the stock market took a dive. She now lives in a cardboard box. (Not that she has to, she has a very nice house, actually. She just prefers a cardboard box.)

As for lush sexuality, ah, no, I don't think that it's my place to discuss that, no, nope.