Okay, I will reveal the Great Canadian WMD, our Secret Weapon, with which we intend to subvert and conquer the USA. Are you ready?

Its initials are B.S. Its reality is...Bill Shatner! Yes, the Master of both BAAAAD Acting and Unforgettable vocal renditions of popular favourites.

What the hell, maybe I should not have revealed this top secret info at this juncture, but what difference will it make? He's unstoppable. Even now he resides in the heartland of the USA, has become a cultural icon of America, remains the definitive commander of the Enterprise (named after the most famous American warship of all time), and appears regularly on obscure TV shows. His daughter is more attractive than Bush's daughter (and more sensible too), and you can't do anything about it!

Be afraid, yanks, be very afraid...

p.s. Jim Carey is one of our agents too! Go Canada go!

- LH