OK- for the next half hour it's 2 fer one anything including those infernal Baba Braus(might have to try one of those- expand m horizons, y'know). We are getting low on Guinness, Banjer could you rassle up another keg from the cellar while you are still sober? We've got three orders of Ribs left so hurry! Pizza til Midnight though.

Rolling papers? Who wanted rolling papers. Sorry we don't handle em. Just empty out a Marlboro and stay at least 100 feet from the bar.Jeez. You what? Oh, I don't know, I'll ask. Hey, Rick! You guys know any Zeppelin?

Now I've got a surprise dance contest for y'all. Grab your drinks and get in a big circle. Ready?

" You put your right foot in, You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about
"

Hey, somebody help Catspaw back up.

How ya like my Aloha shirt? Pink elephants mating against a backdrop of purple palm trees and a mauve and green Volcano. Kowabunga!

" Walkin down de road wid a ratchet in your waste
Johnny you're too bad, hey hey hey
Walkin down de road wid a pistol in your waste
Johnny you're too bad, hey hey hey
Well you runnin and you gunnin and you lootin and you shootin and you too bad"

I tink I gone git a Red Stripe for I and I, Mon. On second tought dat spleef she don' sound too bad ! Jah Rastafari !