Here is one for the taking. It'd be a great story to use on stage to remind all of the less than truthfullness of the USA's administration.

My old uncle always said that George Washington came from Texas. When he cut down the cherry tree, his dad asked him, "Did you cut that tree down?" George said, as we all know, "I cannot tell a lie. I did it." His father said, "If you can't tell a lie, you can't live in Texas."

And he moved to Virginia. (What goes around, comes around !)

Art Thieme