Hmmm ! Many years ago I recall a wandering minstel singing in the Becky's Dive Bar in Southwark, befor Richard Boston and CAMRA destroying the place - and I suppose that gives my age away :-

Theres a Plastic Pub, near the Richmond/Thames mud,
Where they only serve Lemonade ... "

Anybody reall he words ? Come to think of it did anybody else drink there before the "Graniad Readers" destroyed it ?

Gareth