Poor Kuno's daid, five foot catfish is daid
He's washed up on the shore in Germany!
He ate a dachshund whole, but he had a friendly soul;
Oh, why did our catfish have to die?

Poor Kuno's daid, poor old Kuno's daid
'Kuno's Friends' will play a dirge as he is stuffed!
In the heat of German summer, it really is a bummer,
That the stench has spread throughout the whole city.

Poor Kuno's daid, poor old Kuno's daid.
He would have made a perfect old fish fry!
with coleslaw by the pound and hush puppies laying round
Deep fried instead of being et inside!