Look, guys, there is enough to go all around here. Prince Hassan Bin Jaild of South Yemen has promised me 50% of the $400 Billion that he has to move without delay to a North American account, and that comes to $200 Billion, less the transfer and handling fees...a mere $5000. I say we all get together and form a pool on this, because I frankly cannot imagine what to do with $200 Billion, and I'm not greedy. I just don't need that many more model kits at this point. What say we all contribute proportionate shares of the $5000 and split the proceeds?

I trust this guy. He's a prince and I don't think he would lie, do you? He also reputedly loves rabbits and is kind to puppies too. What a prince, eh? Not like that gap-toothed swine, Harry Clark, who consorts with squirrel abusers!

- LH