The neo-pagan movement is very diverse. It is silly to paint them all with a broad brush, especially when the intent is to create cartoon images of them.

There is such incredible diversity among all peoples regarding belief systems about the divine, the supernatural, the elements of nature, and so on, that is quite disingenous to single out the neo-pagan movements, IMO. They aren't any more or less bizarre than people who believe in Freud or Stephen Hawking.