Back in the early Sixties when everybody was trying to copyright traditional songs ("Somebody's gonna get the royalities, so why not me!??"), several people tried to claim copyright on Greensleeves, and some nineteen people had copyrights on Darlin' Corey. Fun and games!

Actually, I'm sorry to hear that this is a hoax. I figured that if they actually got away with it, I was going to try to get a patent on sex.

Don Firth