MA - laughuing so hard i can hardly type. thanks. how 'bout these humble creations for whoever might follow irish things.:

We could pray with Ian Paisley,
but it never would be easy,
cause he makes my stomach queasy
He aint no good for me.

We could pray with Gerry Adams,
as he leads the good lord's minions,
and all those other fenians
it's good enough for me.

Now, how 'bout some words to rhyme with trimble.