I am still recovering from the shock news that my trusty second, the Mighty OssonFlags, Overlord of the Avenues, has deserted me in favour of singing in the Irish rain just when he is most needed....!

This calls for radical action if I am to win the hand of the fair vertically unchallenged maiden. I am working on a plot so devious that the wee Glaswegian one won't know what hit him....heh heh heh...