I'll get an e-mail off to Marlin Perkin's old pal, Stan Brock (the guy who made the Crocodile Hunter guy look like a piker). He'll be over with chase it down with a lasso while mounted bareback on an ostrich, but you should be prepared to have him hanging around the place for a few days, shirtless, shoeless, and drunk.

(kinda like me, remember?)