The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #993912
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
30-Jul-03 - 11:09 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
THE MOAB RIDES AGAIN!!!!
Cheese? Who gives a rat's ass about cheese? Cows? Whafuck with the cows? We want BULLS! Can't have BULLSHIT without BULLS!
"But mommy, bulls is mean and nasty and dangerous!" you say! I say, "Hah!" to that. If yer really scared of bulls, get them mothers clipped and replaced their natural equipment with NEUTICLES! Works real good fer keepin' mushroom huntin' hippies outta yer cow pasture. They ain't gonna get close enuff to ole Toro to wonder whether that big ole sack of nuts is the real thing or just plastic!
Thank you for yer support,
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