I really have no input on this subject. But, being an asshole, I just couldn't stay away. Anyway, it gives me any opportunity to use the little "æ" symbol in "hæmorrhoid". Cute little bugger, ain't it?

Actually, my wife's Aunt Gladys supposedly used Preparation H as a skin cream many years ago. It didn't work. She was so damned ugly it didn't make any difference whether or not she had wrinkles. She was either wrinkled and ugly or smooth and ugly but, either way, she was fuckin' ugly. She was also mean and stupid and the Preparation H didn't do a damned thing to make her nice or smart.

Bruce d'Asshole