Bribery and scullduggery it is, then! Perhaps Noreen might oblige with the thong and low cut thingy??? Or will she be the Judge?

Aha, I have an idea, perhaps Big Bird can send us some photographs of her, suitably attired and holding up the relevant round numbers? We could have them blown up lifesize so they could be shown around the room like those John Smith cutouts...! This will also provide additional incentive to the combatants, assuming Jim's heart can hold out....