"If cats looked like frogs, we'd understand what nasty, cruel little creatures they really are." - Terry Pratchett, 'Lords and Ladies'

"$£%&ing cats shitting on our garden, and their $%&£ing inconsiderate bastard owners!!!" - Me, roughly every week when we have to clean up after them

You may have guessed that I sing "Nobody's Moggy" with real enthusiasm, as I pray for the same fate for the little bleeders that their owners allow to run wild in our area...

Graham.