It's been a battle, but I have managed to fit all the words to Right Said Fred to the MIDI supplied by Joe Offer. But the following words don't seem to fit.

"I said to Char-lie, "We'll just have to leave it Standing on the landing, that's all. Trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty Never get nowhere if you're too hasty."


Are they a spoken tag that came after the rest of the song?
-----------
Someone made the comment that the song didn't have much of a tune, and I agreed at the time I read it. However, after working with the MIDI, I conclude that Certain People have been performing the song without knowing the tune.
-------------
Thanks to the people who made this song possible. I visualize singing it with my husband at the next family gathering. It will amaze and delight the gang.