And, so far as I am aware, an original or two.

"Genetic Modification will never be aceptable - Untill they make a Dog that eats grass, and p****s creasote"

"I Don't mind taking the Dog for a walk to the pub, but I wish the B****r would buy his round"

The late 'GUTO' was notorious in the 'Royal Oak' for drinking the contents of any glass left within his reach !!!

Gareth