Why? Because we are not you, Spaw! We have some sense of proper deportment when in public. :-) My dog thinks you have a great idea there, though.

The thing that would really freak this guy out is if you came running out a day or two before the day BEFORE he thinks God is going to smite America and started yelling "Oh my God! Texas and Mississippi just got vaporized! It's on CNN!!!" Would he ever be surprised, eh?

- LH