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Thread #59418   Message #994947
Posted By: GUEST,Debbie Earl
01-Aug-03 - 08:55 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Miz Penylopy, I never saw you afore now an youre, yor, yur just a purdy as a sack of new puppys aforen they tak their furst pee! I never saw nobody like you befor, not even ol Bubba Bubba's mother, who wuz 1 gud lookin thing, lemme tell yu. Miz P (iffen I may be so bold as to address yu familur like), may I offer yu the purtekshun of my strong arms and the shield of my own body? An to show that my intenshuns are onorable I'll wear pants, even tho they do cramp me up some in the krotch. Why, yur purdier than even Bubba Bubba, Miz P, yor purdier than the roses blumin behind the outhous, an thats some purdy, Miz P.