To the tune of the "On Top of Spaghetti:"

I'm not sure what to profer, to poor old Joe Offer.
Joe must be from Appalacha, not knowing his birthdayha.

So I send my sympathies, as someone from Tennessee,
who also knows not the date, but can only estimate.

Yes, Mudcatters respect Joe, he gives Mudcat it's punch.
So Happy Birthmonth Joe Offer, we like you a bunch!!!