Yesterday started out nicely, with clement weather. Then it started to rain, but at least everyone was driving wreckfully. I noticed a crowd had started to burse, then one of them tried to incite a riot, but we managed to excite it without too much trouble. Then I got a report of a woman who said that the exhabitants of her house broke in and stole some jewelry, however, it was impensive and priceful. We caught the culprits before they crossed the state line, so they were intradited easily enough. At court, a man who was fighting a summons that I wrote couldn't come up with a good excuse, (he had an incuse), so the judge onerated him. Later, someone fell in the river, when we found him, he had stopped spirating and suscitating, but we were able to rescue him (it was his second time, we scued him last week). I was glad to hear later that he spired from his injuries. Actually, it was pretty slow last night, which is why I had time to think up this stuff.

Steve, personating a police officer.