You mean we're all going to be forced to watch American daytime television forever and ever, including an endless loop of reruns of "Three's Company" and "Survivor"? AAARGGHH! NO! There must be some way out! What if I repent fulsomely and wear sackcloth and ashes and agree to never disagree with Doug R or Wolfgang or teribus or Clinton Hammond again...even when they disagree with each other? Not good enough? Look, I'll do anthing to avoid it, anything! Just tell me what I have to do! (29 days and counting...)

- LH