Boy, oh, boy! The

Joe Offer Festivities

are in full swing down here in Mississippi! The Guinness is flowing like the Mighty River; the Royal Lucky Wife, Cheryl, is dancing around with her pasties and tassels, being backed up by the Royal Dancing Tarts! The Royal Forkers are keeping time with their trowels and swords! Tinker, the Royal Rat Terrorist, is howling in harmony with the Howling Wolf LPs playing on the Royal HiFi! The beautiful fragrance of kerosene wafts through the village. And once an hour, on the hour, the entire populace shouts;

HAPPY

BIRTHMONTH,

JOE OFFER!!

And the best thing about all this is THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!!
We have 29 more days left!!!

Man!!! This is the

BEST OF TIMES!!!!

Ain't Life Grand??!!

khandu