*sigh* I suppose I've got to do this in the current idiom, just don't make out it's *my* fault.

What your pussy wants is to be stroked. At considerable length. Up & down, round & round, just don't stop. Set aside a time each day to spend 20 mins or longer to do just this. It's very therapeutic, not only for your pussy, but for you!

Just remember to keep a bin within arm's length to dump the spare hair into...

;)