The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #996208
Posted By: Rustic Rebel
03-Aug-03 - 11:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
This sounds like a polka to me....
(To the tune of In Heaven There is no Beer)
I walked in a deli that's near,
to buy salami and beer,
but when I heard the song,
my belly started shaking right along.
I said can I have some cheese,
and turkey with pastrami if you please.
My belly still shaking to the song.
The waiter said I think there's something wrong.
He said you get out of here,
you look like you've been drinking too much beer.
But all I want is provalone
please sell me some for my trip home.
Some meunster, tuna salad, bologna,
roast beef, chicken, ham, pound of brie.
This song's to good to stop my knees
I'll leave if you sell me some salami.
Leave now or I'll call the cops.
I said no, just sell me some pork chops.
He came around the corner,
Now I know why he wanted me to leave, he had a boner!
I laughed as I left the store
shaking my belly all the more.
I'm hungry but not for you,
there's a deli down the street a block or two.
Ahhh please give me some salami, honey roasted turkey, avacodo, romaine and pesto on a baguette....