Not sure how accurate this is trying to remember off the top of my head

If you dye-dill or diddle, or scrape on the fiddle, or meddle with box or bones,
Let it be quite clear, you're not wanted here; you'll be pelted with sticks and with stones.
There's a ceili band in some part of this land and their visit will ne'er be forgot.
They lost half of their crew and their didgeridoo in the massacre of Drumsnot.

No has onyoe got the words to Chantal. I started before but lost my tape and can't remember....

Mikey joe