Well just great you asshole!!!!

I get this call from Cletus saying they've arrived in Tupelo via your air service. Paw is in convulsions from whatever ta' hell your crop duster was spraying. I doubt if it would have affected him had he not been riding on the wing!!! You man put them out there when Buford barfed the last of his Iron City all over the cockpit but none of this really matters.....Paw will get over it (I hope) and the fact that Buford fell off the wing is no big deal either as he probably didn't notice and will come wandering along from somewhere. But maybe you could check up on Buford huh? And maybe you could part with a couple of bucks and take Paw to a doctor. He's gettin' up there in years..........

No, you simpleass....that was all okay.....sorta'...........The real problem is that your man left the Reg Boys to drive the pickup and the Pink Pig Porta Pissers across the Heart of Dixie!!! Are you nuts??? These are three Canadian dimbulbs (Fielding's half-brothers) who couldn't muster 90 IQ points between them! Additionally, none of them has a drivers license and the first time some good ol' boy in Montgomery gets a load of their accents, I figure they're in deep shit! A few of their "ehs" and some 400 pound Bubba will be doing a Fuckin' A on them! Now get your scrawny carcass in gear and go find them before they become a statistic!!!! And dammit, get Paw to a Doc!!! And if you see Buford, you could pick him up as well.

Look man, it's not that I'm nuts about those damn loonies but I've grown accustomed to them over the years...............Proof positive that man can adjust to anything!

Spaw