I really miss the fun I used to have with double-glazing salesmen on the phone, but for some reason they no longer call.
I used to sound all enthusiastic, as if I was just waiting for them to call, then I would get them to hold on while I got the measurements for our windows.
Naturally, I just put the phone to one side while I got on with whatever it was I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted.
Like I say, they dont seem to call anymore..............