The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #61794   Message #996693
Posted By: GUEST,pdq
04-Aug-03 - 06:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: What are liberals made of?
Subject: RE: BS: What are liberals made of?
I recently re-named my pet feline. He is now Fred the Cat. Fred is an OK mouser but his specialty is lizards. He can spot the slow, lethargic reptiles from hundreds of feet away. He sneaks up on them quietly, then pounces. When one of the weak-witted beasts tries to run for his hole, Fred the Cat reaches out a deft paw and flips the hapless lizard in the air. When it lands Fred goes swat, swat with his paw. The dazed reptile has no hope left. Sometimes Fred brings his quarry to the front door for me to admire. Sometimes they are disemboweled before he shows them off and sometimes after. Fred the Cat just loves to play with his food!