And friends and nayyhbors, if yore order is recieved here at dubblya dubblya veeyay within two weeks we will throw in free of charge, believe it or not, a dozen baby chicks, and a placemat with the autographed pictures of Jesus and the Twelve Disciples on it. ... if within three weeks, we will send you two dozen baby chicks and TWO place mats. If you don't order anything from us, be prepared for a really big delivery.....

Oh, dear, Mark, it appears we were nurtured on the same vile humor!! LOL!!


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