Hmm. How many are we? Shall we do a tot up?

Me. Oakley. Ossonflags. Nik Nak. Smallpliers. Skipjack. Sweetfire. Bassic. Oombanjo. Sir Roger. Linda Kelly. jOhn from Hull. Les. Maggie. KJ. Bloke in Corner. Ayatollah. Dodgy. These are all resident in the immediate vicinity, but I'm sure I may have missed a couple?

Out of towners but regular visitors to the area include MCFAT (the cad), Geoff the Duck, Noreen, Mrs Duck, Red and White Rabbit, Raggytash, Rok Chick, Bill Sables, Daithi, erm...other contributors may include Big Bird and Kampervan, Old Git...

have I left anybody out SP?