How about mobilzing "The Roarin' Forites"? I would think that Sydney's best loved shanty crew of big bruisers would be intimidating to the brothers, and, who knows, even useful for helping move bulky objects.

Naemanson and I will be flying in to Sydney, from Guam and Maine respectively, but unfortunately not until late November so I doubt if we'd be of any help. But maybe we can help cheer you up in your new digs.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble