I know the tune, and two verses, but that always left me wanting more. Is that all there is?

verse1: I don't care if it rains or freezes 'Long as I've got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car...

Comes in colors pink and pleasant Glows in the dark 'cause it's irridescent Sittin' on the dashboard of my car.

verse2: I don't care if it's dark and scary 'Long as I've got my Virgin Mary Sittin' on the....

I really wish there was more. Is that all you know, too?

rapunzel

PS: I have, by the way, a lovely glow-in-the-dark plastic virgin mary figurine, although I do not keep it on the dashboard of my car. I learned this song from my dad, who was raised Catholic, and who was very impressed with my "Mary" figurine, saying it was much larger than any of the ones he had when he was a kid. When I got it, he immediately ran into the closet to check it out.