Well I guess it's OK to have a birthday or even a birthmonth but where did you ever get the notion that JOE was BORN?

What happened was, that the boys were inspecting the remnants of the previous night's campfire and saw that one log was still glowing. Now they knew that the Scoutmaster would give the hell for not putting the fire out properly the night before, so they decided to finish the job. And of course, being boys, they did what boys do and all stood around the log and watered it down with one communal effort.

But! did the log go out? NO, it just glowed more fiercely and started growing like one of those snake firework thingies. And then it sprouted arms and legs and a flower pot hat.

And that folks is how we got Joe Offer.

Sorry Joe but I just had to tell them the true story.